If you join the army
And try to kill yourself
But don’t quite get the job done
They send you to a doctor
A very specific doctor
At Walter Reed
For botched suicides
And that doctor
Is my cousin
He’s the perfect man for the job
If you’re so much of a fucking fuck-up that you fuck up on fucking off and you end up fucked up, then they fucking send you to that fucking fuck to unfuck your motherfucker
And if they do
You’re fucked
And so is he
But I
Refuse treatment
